The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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