we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I don't think brook has ever known best
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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