Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He better not be in your backpack
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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