Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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