yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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