I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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