UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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