I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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