I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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