i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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