i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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