A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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