No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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