His pubic hair was longer than his dick
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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