its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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