I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Randomize