We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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