Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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