I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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