My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
what day is it and did you see me today?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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