Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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