Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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