Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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