shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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