I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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