somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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