Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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