What a fucking waste of an outfit
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
foreskin is a definite game changer
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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