My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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