it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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