the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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