dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
i need some magic done to my vagina
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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