The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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