Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Randomize
