To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he told me I talked like a deaf person
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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