I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i came on her dog
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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