Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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