your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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