I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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