Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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