**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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