i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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