they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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