I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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