the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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