Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
