i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Come on in and take your pants off
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