I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
you inspire me to be a worse person
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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