Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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