Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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