Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
