i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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