Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize