what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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