I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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