all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
worst night to have a conscience
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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