You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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