We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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